Lyrics

The Incredible Arse


It could strike at any moment
No reason to ask why
Here it comes once again
I hear you sigh

Rationality disappears now
Not sure even who I am
No control, ringing in my ears
Suddenly I don’t give a damn!

Just hiding underneath this skin
Awakens the monster within
Just lying underneath my skin
I can’t disguise

I turn into an asshole
Right before your eyes

Used be such a nice man
Polite, quiet, maybe even wise
Now, he’s a hemroidal rectum
Which we all love to despise

A dick, an ass, a selfish prick
Eye witnesses all describe
A self loathing narcissist
Having tantrums like a spoiled child

Just creeping Underneath this skin
Contains the monster within
Just waiting Underneath my skin
Like Jekyll and Hyde

I turn into an asshole
Right before your eyes

Transformation’s complete,
So hide your children away
Don’t witness this metamorphosis
No one is safe!

Everyone’s around’s astonished
So confused and petrified
It happens without warning
But to you it’s no surprise

This isn’t me, It’s not my fault
I never wanted to be this way
There’s no cure no antidote
It’s built into my DNA
When will I transform back
into the loving man I think I am?
Will I ever transform back
Into a man?

No!

I just turn into an asshole
Right before your eyes

Sudden account Assholism
l, It makes no sense
No Control as much as I try
wouldn’t help to Apologize

So I’m on the run, exploring my soul
Searching for the answers